Of Holidays

 Alot can happen over a span of 1 week holiday. Here it is:

1. Unlimited food can lead to an immediate urge for bowel movement!. Recent experience.Especially if twas a barbecue feast!
2.Another thing about unlimited food is the slower you eat, the longer you eat, the more you can eat but howmuchever you eat by next meal time you are hungry again.
3.Shaving is something thats not even mastered by barbers, forget my skills. But cutting your face in over 5 different place is not when you realize shaving is something that should be left to be done by the barbers.
4.The thing about washing clothes is that, you can be most satisfied if you do it at dust or late night under dim incandescent light.
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Wish List for the Grand Prix
-Vettel finishing first
-Schumacher in top 5
-Force India scoring more than 10 points
-Hamilton suffers a gear-box failure

Of Excitement

Almost 10 years ago when commonwealth games were announced to be held in Delhi I was excited and it ended on a sour note. The Budhh Circuit, I hope, wouldn't similarly disappoint Mr. Ecclestone. The images of construction was mysteriously not found for a very long time until I found it recently and its out of excitement that i have decided to put 'em up here. Hope the Jaypee guys would disappoint as Mr.Kalmadi. Com' On India!!

 I seriously hope its just not the grand stand but the whole track is hole-less :-P
Above all METALLICA would perform in Delhi and Bangalore during the race weekend.. Can't Wait to see Hetfield in India!! Forget Lady Gaga, whos coming as well.. 

Cutting Classes

This is an attempt to weigh the advantages and 'supposed' disadvantages of cutting college classes and staying back home
1. You stand in a very good chance of a very late morning. Getting up as late as 10 or 11am is the best morning gift you can ever gift yourselves.
2. Tooth brushing in the afternoon is a great feeling if the day is hot and the water in overhead tank is just few degrees below boiling point. Your mouth will be literally germ-free after a tryst with such with such temperatures.
3. You may very well finish reading a whole novel, short story rather, in one sitting(first time this is happening to me).
4. If you're lazy to go out for lunch you may easily finish packets of biscuits and other snacks your roommate brought 'lovingly' from home. Your farting capabilities will be substantially increased after this and can even fart on demand!!

Definitely Its Advantage Roger!

Best Sunday

Here are the criterion that you should pass to term your Sunday the Best

1. You should be coming off a Friday of no food and a Saturday of Chicken Biryani or any other forms of chicken and rice.

2. Go to a state organized food exhibition and eat stuffs ranging from Honey Cola to Mushroom Biryani 

3. Get a close view of your Chief Minister and pass a comment that makes him along with his gang laugh out!

4. Get selected for some impromptu TV game show and surprise 'em with your wit and whacked out thinking. But make sure, you end up winning a Shirt and a gift voucher from a jewelery shop some where in the city.

If you pull of all these in a single day you definitely deserve to meet me in person! :P 

Cooking Lessons

Cooking is tough only if you enter the kitchen. I did this brave job 2 days ago and learned a lot! 

1.  If you are a beginner expect prospective eaters to throw the food you cook.

2.  Never expect to get more than half a plate of food you cook to eat(if, one: you are living with 7 hungry souls and two: your cooking substantially improved overnight)

3.  If you're not confident, make sure you finish your cooking attempt before 9pm else you would have no shops open to buy an alternative snack as dinner.

4.  Hartal day is not the best day to cook, as no last minute purchase is possible and its always halfway through your cooking that you realize that you're running out of oil, masala etc..

5. Movies and cooking can never go together. Its always the dishes thats gonna suffer burns and we ourselves hafta rub and clean 'em. 

Week 1

Vacations are a lot of fun. Here are some lessons I learned in my bid to make it a lot more adventurous
- Untangling supply wires carrying 300V with bare hands and some PVC pipes isn't after all that dangerous.
- Riding around in the city with no shoes given the temperature are comprehensively over 43 C ensures a burnt foot.
- Sitting out for an hour in the worst dust storm of the season would eventually result in a shampooing session of almost the similar time period.
- Helmet-less driving will cost once in a while.
- There are all chances of one sweating even while travelling in an ac bus if you are carrying a 20kg carton full of coconuts and over ripe bananas.

I hope to learn better lessons during the remaining part of my vacations in the North

Train Journey

Orange Short Pants
Red Stripped Shirt
Green Pyjamas
Yellow Mangoes
Polka dot Underwears
Purged Conscience
Word around Wrist
Spinach Splash
Tweet Tornado
Schalke '04

Just being random. Heat Blown Me!