Best Sunday

Here are the criterion that you should pass to term your Sunday the Best

1. You should be coming off a Friday of no food and a Saturday of Chicken Biryani or any other forms of chicken and rice.

2. Go to a state organized food exhibition and eat stuffs ranging from Honey Cola to Mushroom Biryani 

3. Get a close view of your Chief Minister and pass a comment that makes him along with his gang laugh out!

4. Get selected for some impromptu TV game show and surprise 'em with your wit and whacked out thinking. But make sure, you end up winning a Shirt and a gift voucher from a jewelery shop some where in the city.

If you pull of all these in a single day you definitely deserve to meet me in person! :P 

Cooking Lessons

Cooking is tough only if you enter the kitchen. I did this brave job 2 days ago and learned a lot! 

1.  If you are a beginner expect prospective eaters to throw the food you cook.

2.  Never expect to get more than half a plate of food you cook to eat(if, one: you are living with 7 hungry souls and two: your cooking substantially improved overnight)

3.  If you're not confident, make sure you finish your cooking attempt before 9pm else you would have no shops open to buy an alternative snack as dinner.

4.  Hartal day is not the best day to cook, as no last minute purchase is possible and its always halfway through your cooking that you realize that you're running out of oil, masala etc..

5. Movies and cooking can never go together. Its always the dishes thats gonna suffer burns and we ourselves hafta rub and clean 'em.