SuMmEr TiMeS

#getting up to see 6am mornings, when the fan isn't working and the air conditioner is blown.
#when you open the fridge and smell those ripe, yellow mangoes!

#bollywood comes up with songs like 'pareshan'

#driving around the town in a 1960 model Rajdoot with your dad's shades from the 80's

#singing at the top of your voice sitting on the top tier of the kitchen cabinets

#watermelons and oiled rotis with milk
#those spanish sports commentary, from the 2 min long gooooaaaaaaaaaal scream in soccer to the 'oy oy oy' remark after every winner Federer scored in Madrid (btw its so easy to spot the tennis ball in the blue clay than the red clay in rome or roland garros)
#sweat behind the knees after 10 minutes of pranayama in Lotus position

                             summers are beautiful.. at least in its own ways!!

Of Holidays

 Alot can happen over a span of 1 week holiday. Here it is:

1. Unlimited food can lead to an immediate urge for bowel movement!. Recent experience.Especially if twas a barbecue feast!
2.Another thing about unlimited food is the slower you eat, the longer you eat, the more you can eat but howmuchever you eat by next meal time you are hungry again.
3.Shaving is something thats not even mastered by barbers, forget my skills. But cutting your face in over 5 different place is not when you realize shaving is something that should be left to be done by the barbers.
4.The thing about washing clothes is that, you can be most satisfied if you do it at dust or late night under dim incandescent light.
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Wish List for the Grand Prix
-Vettel finishing first
-Schumacher in top 5
-Force India scoring more than 10 points
-Hamilton suffers a gear-box failure

Best Sunday

Here are the criterion that you should pass to term your Sunday the Best

1. You should be coming off a Friday of no food and a Saturday of Chicken Biryani or any other forms of chicken and rice.

2. Go to a state organized food exhibition and eat stuffs ranging from Honey Cola to Mushroom Biryani 

3. Get a close view of your Chief Minister and pass a comment that makes him along with his gang laugh out!

4. Get selected for some impromptu TV game show and surprise 'em with your wit and whacked out thinking. But make sure, you end up winning a Shirt and a gift voucher from a jewelery shop some where in the city.

If you pull of all these in a single day you definitely deserve to meet me in person! :P