Sunday, October 23, 2011

Of Holidays

 Alot can happen over a span of 1 week holiday. Here it is:

1. Unlimited food can lead to an immediate urge for bowel movement!. Recent experience.Especially if twas a barbecue feast!
2.Another thing about unlimited food is the slower you eat, the longer you eat, the more you can eat but howmuchever you eat by next meal time you are hungry again.
3.Shaving is something thats not even mastered by barbers, forget my skills. But cutting your face in over 5 different place is not when you realize shaving is something that should be left to be done by the barbers.
4.The thing about washing clothes is that, you can be most satisfied if you do it at dust or late night under dim incandescent light.
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Wish List for the Grand Prix
-Vettel finishing first
-Schumacher in top 5
-Force India scoring more than 10 points
-Hamilton suffers a gear-box failure

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Of Excitement

Almost 10 years ago when commonwealth games were announced to be held in Delhi I was excited and it ended on a sour note. The Budhh Circuit, I hope, wouldn't similarly disappoint Mr. Ecclestone. The images of construction was mysteriously not found for a very long time until I found it recently and its out of excitement that i have decided to put 'em up here. Hope the Jaypee guys would disappoint as Mr.Kalmadi. Com' On India!!



 I seriously hope its just not the grand stand but the whole track is hole-less :-P
Above all METALLICA would perform in Delhi and Bangalore during the race weekend.. Can't Wait to see Hetfield in India!! Forget Lady Gaga, whos coming as well.. 

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Cutting Classes

This is an attempt to weigh the advantages and 'supposed' disadvantages of cutting college classes and staying back home
1. You stand in a very good chance of a very late morning. Getting up as late as 10 or 11am is the best morning gift you can ever gift yourselves.
2. Tooth brushing in the afternoon is a great feeling if the day is hot and the water in overhead tank is just few degrees below boiling point. Your mouth will be literally germ-free after a tryst with such with such temperatures.
3. You may very well finish reading a whole novel, short story rather, in one sitting(first time this is happening to me).
4. If you're lazy to go out for lunch you may easily finish packets of biscuits and other snacks your roommate brought 'lovingly' from home. Your farting capabilities will be substantially increased after this and can even fart on demand!!

Definitely Its Advantage Roger!